Your Horny Truths!

I see a number of so called movie critics have been less than complimentary about Angelina Jolie’s performance in her new movie Changeling.

Their main beef seems to be that she puts in a performance which ‘blatantly cries out for Oscar nomination’.

Well fucking shame on her for trying to put in a performance good enough to be considered for a professional prize. She should have known her place and done a half arsed effort. I mean come on there is nothing worse in a film than a leading leady trying to draw attention to herself by putting in a convincing performance now is there? I bet you she only took the part in the first place because she thought it was a good role and she could really stretch herself in trying to do justice to the part..

Well her secret’s out now thanks to all those wonderful film critics!

Thanks Critics! Where would we be without you?!

B. Pitt, Hollywood