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Recently the American television series Deadliest Warrior proved that in direct combat the IRA would defeat the Taliban.
Well, personally I thought that this was just about summed up the Labour government; they wasted years and God knows how much tax payers money in convincing the IRA to disband only to leave the door wide open for the Taliban to walk in and start waging their war of terror!
Had the Tony Blair and his cronies any foresight at all they would have let the IRA run on long enough to offer them a united Ireland on the proviso they go over and sort out Afghanistan.
That way we would have saved a fortune on the cost of the war, none of our brave heroes in the armed forces would have had to risk their lives plus we probably would have got a few dead Paddies into the bargain.
Sickening isn't it?
Yet another reason why Gordon Brown has got to go if you ask me!
Archie Bunker, Salford

Blasphemy Campaign Latest!

The word is in, the Irish Dail has passed the Blasphemy libel law meaning that anyone who dares to mock any of our wonderful Gods is liable to pay up to €25,000!
Regular visitors to the site will know that not only do we fully back this bill but we have already started campaigning to have retail outlets to END THEIR WICKED WAYS!

The good news is that some of the retailers have replied to our emails already!
The bad news is they are showing no signs of stopping the deluge of cheap exploitative mockery that upsets our Gods so.

In a somewhat long and rambling response, HMV.com justified their decision to keep on selling the highly controversial, anti-Wotanist, animated movie 'Hulk Vs.' by saying

"... hmv has a long-standing stocking policy based on the firmly held view that it is inappropriate for us to censor the choice that we make available to our customers, believing, instead, that they should be free to make their own informed purchasing decisions. "

Inappropriate to censor?
Freedom to make informed decisions?
Political correctness gone mad if you ask me!
Don't these people realise that if you stop censoring and allowing informed decisions then it is only one small step to people demanding that organisations found guilty of endemic rape and child abuse be prevented from running schools!
Is that really the sort of world you want to live in?
I didn't think so!
So if the Irish Government is reading this we hope you seize this chance to fine the sickos at HMV for every penny they have!

We also heard back from the LoveFilm Shop but to be honest we're not exactly sure what they were trying to say

"We are a company that supplies as we receive the demand.
It would appear that there is a demand for such titles.
Lovefilm.com feel this is no way blasphemous, has not Jesus Christ himself been depicted as a cartoon character on several occasions, was Hitler not a Catholic?"

First up, got to give them props for wording their response in a Biblical fashion, good work!
Secondly Lovefilm.com, if you are reading this, it doesn't matter whether or not you feel something is blasphemous, it is up to the poorly educated wired up fanatics dotted around the country to decide, so we would kindly thank you to keep your opinions to yourself!
And thirdly, not sure if Hitler was a Catholic, but if what they mean by this is that Hitler's allegiance to the Holy Roman Church somehow justifies goverments fining people the equivalent of a year's wages for saying "Jesus Humping Christ!" after stubbing their toe, well then I guess Hitler wasn't all bad after all!

That's all the responses for now folks but keep checking in as we join in with the Irish Goverment and do for blasphemous comments what St Patrick did for snakes and drive them out of Ireland!

Yay!

The Horny 4 Truth Blasphemy Campaign!

Recently Horny4Truth.com has been delighted with the news that the Irish Government plans to introduce a new law to make Blasphemy a criminal offence.
The law will in effect make any individual responsible making a blasphemous statement liable to a fine of 25,000 Euro!

In light of this courageous step we here at Horny4Truth therefore believe it is now our civic duty to highlight any Blasphemous material being sold in Ireland and DEMAND that those responsible take action IMMEDIATELY!

To that end we have started our campaign by targeting the animated movie "Hulk Vs".
In this shameful trash the fictional character of the Hulk is depicted engaging in a fight against Thor, who, in the real world, is an actual God worshipped by extreme right wing Wotanists in prisons all over America! Quite simply to portray the actual son of the Chief God Odin in this manner is at the very least highly disrespectful and therefore clearly Blasphemy!

We have taken it upon ourselves to contact online retailers (like Amazon and HMV) who at this time are BLANTANTLY selling this FILTH to CHILDREN with the following letter

Dear Retailer,

I write to highlight possible issues with blasphemy on your website and would like to know how you plan to deal with them.

My main issue is with the product Hulk Vs Wolverine & Thor currently listed under the DVD section of your website.

As you are probably aware, Thor is a deity in the Wotanist religion, the so-called religion of Hitler’s Third Reich. As a God in a recognised faith do you think it is appropriate to sell items which portray the son of the God Odin as a gaudy, childish, cartoon character?

And if he is to be portrayed as such surely he should be given the highest billing in the title, above fictitious characters such as an expanding green man and some fellow with claws?

As we speak the Irish government is planning to bring in a law which will make blasphemy a crime. As your website sells goods to the Irish Republic, what steps do you intend to take to prevent material which portrays Thor in a disrespectful manner from being shipped into the country?

I would like to point out that I myself am not a Wotanist, and find any religion that promotes ‘White Supremacy’ offensive, but at the same time I understand that the rule of law is the rule of law and must be upheld. Does your organisation also hold this to be true?

Rest assured readers will promise to keep you updated on any correspondance we receive on this subject and we also ask that you let us know if you see any retailers, either online or in Ireland, selling any other products which are clearly blasphemous so that we here at Horny 4 Truth can contact them and ask them to explain their wicked, wicked ways!

Your Horny Truths!

I was disgusted today to see the headline "Muslims Subject To Racist Attacks" on the front page of my local paper today. It's no wonder the country is in the state it is in when journalists don't even know the difference between racism and sectarianism. It really does make me despair.
Joe Barrowman, Belfast

Things You Never Knew You Never Knew

Number 8 - The movie Wimbledon is a remake of a French film called The French Open.

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There is a lot of talk these days about so called benefit cheats. As someone who has been working while also claiming the dole can I just try to assuage some of the fears of the general public.

I am not a benefit cheat, I DO see the benefit of that extra £40 of brew money a week; it takes me out of a Friday night and is just enough to get me nicely rat-arsed.

Quinten Brasil, Aberdeen

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